Written in the stars

I wrote a book about a girl who just didn’t get it…… still sorting out some final adjustments, but here are the first few paragraphs. Be Careful What You Wish for Chapter 1 / Grants Wedding Standing in the church at Grant’s wedding, I was listening to Grant and Julie saying their vows to each other and I was actually trembling. I kept thinking… What am I doing here? Why did I come? What am I, some kind of masochist? Then my mother leaned over and whispered, “Don’t worry, Danielle. One day, you’ll find someone just like him”. She was […]

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Itouch iphone – I don’t get it?

Do you have an iphone or and itouch? What do you think of them. What is missing for you? Having only recently acquired an itouch myself, (from my lovely boyfriend who buys me all of my gadgets, …Christmas soon 🙂 ) I started to question why the itouch does not have bluetooth, I heard that its to stop file sharing, is that the real reason? Someone mentioned that the bluetooth chip is actually inside the itouch and could be activated? I didn’t get it, so i did some research and found this. (Old news but took some digging.) http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2008/09/new-ipods-dissected-ipod-touch-2g-has-bluetooth-sorta.ars In saying […]

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Pranks

  I think everyone has someone in their group of friends who likes to pull pranks. Well ours is Ian. Although to protect Ian’s identity from now on we will call him, ……….Ian. Ian’s pranks are a little strange and he will go to any length to pull them off. Its always a bit of a worry actually, yes funny, but you are never quite sure what he is going to do next.   On one of our little trips, we were to be staying at a chalet in Devon. Our friends had got there a few hours before us […]

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Joys of camping with guys!

  My cousin just wrote a very touching blog about exes it was very heartfelt, emotional and yet to point, with even a happy ending, so I felt that I had to do the same. What I need to talk to you about is flatulence! (No not mine.) Otherwise known as.. Breaking Wind Expelling Gas Passing Wind/Gas Farting Ripping One Please excuse me for using the word fart as I know that it is a vulgar and unattractive word but very important as an onomatopoea and according to some sources comes from the old English word feortan. Yes its true! […]

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Sarcasm

It seems to me that some people just don’t understand what sarcasm really is, it is cutting and insulting and that is exactly what is supposed to be.The English Collins dictionary explains it like this….. A speech or writing which actually means the oposite of what someone means to say, usually intended to insult or mock someone. http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-cobuild/sarcasm Not to be confused with blatent “taking the mickey” which funnily enough could have come from taunting the irish. A more popular idea is that its from rhyming slang “taking the Mickey Bliss” but who knows who this Mickey Bliss was? I […]

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